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Joseph
Standard Member
Last active: over 12 months ago

30 Jefferson City, Missouri, United States

Male / Single / ID: 1313242

Seeking Female 18 - 29 For: Penpal, Friendship, Romance / Dating

Last active: over 12 months ago

Overview

Joseph

He's Looking For

Education:

Vocational College
Any

Have children:

No
Any

Drink:

Occasionally drink
Any

Smoke:

Don't smoke
Any

Religion:

Christian - Protestant
Any

Occupation:

Military
Any

Member Overview

If you can only communicate in Russian, please do not worry, I am happy to use a translate program to communicate with you. What you need to understand first and foremost is you will never know what I am thinking. You may think you do, but you don't. I know that you (being that you are a woman) w...
If you can only communicate in Russian, please do not worry, I am happy to use a translate program to communicate with you. What you need to understand first and foremost is you will never know what I am thinking. You may think you do, but you don't. I know that you (being that you are a woman) will always be right, and I accept that... But you will never know what I am thinking. Secondly, understand that like most men, I'm horny, but not for the same reasons. Most guys are horny because they have small dicks, terrible personalities, a shit or no job, and therefore are unable to find someone who is interested in their pathetic loser self. Me, Im none of those things. Im a complete thoroughbred. I am more Germanic than the average German living in Germany. The other 1/4's of me is Irish, English, and Native American, so yes, I am a fairly big guy with an equally sized grower. I'm an adventurer and I have a stable job that allows me to live in other countries for months at a time. I'm horny because unlike the average slimeball on this kind of site, I prefer quality of relationship over the number of sexual encounters I can rack up in my lifetime. Thirdly and most importantly is my tolerance level. I am used to putting up with some of the most ridiculous crap - be it insanely difficult or just mundane. My biggest pet peeve is people who cannot participate in constructive communication. Examples include shutting down and not talking to me about a problem, screaming fights, and most importantly; asking "Is that supposed to be that way" when I leave the camera lens cap on, then letting me walk all the way through a guided tour with the cap on, and when I realize at the end of the tour and I get frustrated you are like "well I asked you" when you were perfectly capable of pulling the cap off and saying "here babe" so I could simply thank you for saving my ass. If that would not have been common sense to you, just leave my page now. Also I am in the military. If you have separation anxiety issues I am probably not your man. I need to be with someone who is going to miss me, stay faithful, but also be mostly self sufficient when I am gone. Its kind of a big deal. I am not stolen valor, and if you think I am then you are a know it all who has no business calling people out over shit you don't know.
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Seeking

I've come to the realization that I love big boobs. Yes it is shallow but it is true. I am completely capable of loving someone with A or B cups but when I am completely honest with myself I want more. So what are big boobs? It all comes down to the size of the person to whom they are attached. On a...
I've come to the realization that I love big boobs. Yes it is shallow but it is true. I am completely capable of loving someone with A or B cups but when I am completely honest with myself I want more. So what are big boobs? It all comes down to the size of the person to whom they are attached. On a petite girl, 36C is comparable to DD on a girl who most people would consider average build. I'm not unrealistic. So if you are still reading, here is what I'm interested in: I want to find a girl who I can get along with on a serious relationship level. I want someone who I can listen to and learn to love the same as she can learn my ways and accept me for who I am. I'm interested in meeting you and whatever comes of it must be destiny.
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More About Me

Joseph

He's Looking For

Basic

Gender:
Male
Female
Age:
For privacy reasons, age is accurate to within 2 weeks
30
18 - 29
Lives in:
Jefferson City, Missouri, United States
Any
Relocate:
Not willing to relocate
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Appearance

Hair color:
Brown
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Hair length:
Short
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Hair type:
Straight
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Eye color:
Brown
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Eye wear:
Glasses
Any
Height:
6'3" (191 cm)
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Weight:
91 kg (200 lb)
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Body style:
Athletic
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Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
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Facial hair:
Clean Shaven
N/A
Best feature:
If You're lucky I'll show you later
Any
Body art:
None
Any
Appearance:
Very attractive
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Lifestyle

Drink:
Occasionally drink
Any
Smoke:
Don't smoke
Any
Marital Status:
Single
Any
Have children:
No
Any
Number of children:
N/A
Any
Oldest child:
N/A
Any
Youngest child:
N/A
Any
Want (more) children:
Yes
Any
Have pets:
Other
Any
Occupation:
Military
Any
Employment status:
Full Time
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Income:
$30,001 - $60,000 USD
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Home type:
Town house
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Living situation:
Live Alone
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Background / Cultural Values

Nationality:
United States
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Education:
Vocational College
Any
Languages spoken:
English
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English ability:
Fluent
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Russian ability:
Some
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Religion:
Christian - Protestant
Any
Star sign:
Aquarius
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Personal

Bust cup size:
N/A
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Bust:
N/A
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Waist:
N/A
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Hips:
N/A
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Hobbies & Interests

Entertainment:

Camping / Nature, Cars / Mechanics, Computers / Internet, Cooking / Food and Wine, Crafts, Dining Out, Education, Family, Gardening / Landscaping, Home Improvement, Music (Listening), Museums / Galleries, Pets, Photography, Reading, Science and Technology, Shopping, Traveling, TV: Entertainment, Video / Online Games, Wine Tasting, Writing

Food:

American, Barbecue, German, Seafood, Cajun / Southern, California-Fusion, Italian, Japanese / Sushi, Deli, Korean, Fast Food / Pizza, Mexican

Music:

Alternative, Classical / Opera, Metal, Rock, Soft Rock

Sport:

Archery, Auto Racing, Baseball / Softball, Bowling, Bodybuilding, Boxing, Canoe / Kayak, Canyoning / Caving, Cycling, Darts, Extreme Sports, Fishing, Gym / Weight Training, Hiking, Hunting / Shooting, Jogging / Running, Martial Arts, Motor Sports, Mountain / Rock Climbing, Rowing, Swimming, Walking, Wrestling

More About Me

Favorite Food:

I cook American and Italian, as well as BBQ

Favorite Music:

Rock and Roll

Dress Style:

When I am home I run around in my underwear, it is very hot where I live. When I go outside I like to wear a shirt and jeans with boots. I like to dress up in fancy suits.

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