Sooo what! I wear pleated pants to work...sometimes. Who knew that they were such a gross fashion faux pas? I mean, I don't wear them everyday, but Ross (you know, "Dress For Less") sells them at a killer deal. I honestly didn't even notice a difference until recently. C'mon they're work clothes. An...
Sooo what! I wear pleated pants to work...sometimes. Who knew that they were such a gross fashion faux pas? I mean, I don't wear them everyday, but Ross (you know, "Dress For Less") sells them at a killer deal. I honestly didn't even notice a difference until recently. C'mon they're work clothes. And yes, I wear white socks with my black shoes sometimes. Who cares, you can't see underneath my pleated pants anyway. Plus, someones gotta keep Michael's spirit alive ;). Okay, sorry about the rant. By reading some of these profiles, I've noticed that some of these women really care about this stuff. If you're the type that cares if I have a fancy car, wear name brand clothing and you are looking to change the next man you meet. Please pass me up. I'm sure there are plenty of Ed Hardy Wearin' studs on this site to satisfy your pretentiousness. I admit, the pleats and white socks are a little dorky, but I am a bit of a dork. You'll just have to deal with it. I shop at garage sales and thrift stores and I love it. All this being said, I'm me and it's literally impossible for me to be anybody else but me.
Anyway let’s see, about me. Well, I’m going to leave out the obvious such as; “I don’t like games”, “I live life to the fullest”, “I love to laugh”, “I like having fun”, “I love puppies”, long walks on the beach, etc… I mean the same stuff that everyone puts on their profile that you’d have to have some kind of personality disorder to not agree with.). I’ll start with exactly who I am and what I like, no bullshit.
My typical workday goes somewhat like this: Wake up, take a shower, go to work, get off of work, go to the gym, go home, watch a Pixar movie, go to bed. I'm branching out. I can only watch "Little Nemo" and "Shrek" so many times before I really start getting bored. I get bored easily. I really have to say, I hate routine and I love leaving my comfort bubble. Traveling, trying new shit, trying new foods, and experiencing new cultures. This is what I live for. I'd like to meet someone that feels just as passionate about this as I do. Having a career does make it difficult, but I'm always willing to squeeze that trip in when I can.
I have a dry sense of humor. I love sex jokes and bathroom humor. I can be inappropriate at times, but I do try to have tact in public most of the time. I do tend be more politically incorrect than most, so please don't get offended. It's the style of humor that I think is funny. I watch tv. I love movies. Post apocalyptic movies scare the crap out of me. They are one of my favorites. “Shaun of the Dead”, an all time favorite! What more can you ask for? Sex jokes, bathroom humor, with zombies….wow! :).
On a serious note though, health is a major aspect of my life. I'm in pretty good shape. Yeah, I have my vices such as junk food and alcohol but who doesn’t? I’m looking for someone who likes to work out. The gym is cool, I make it a regular habit. Someone who likes to get out and do healthy, but fun stuff like snowboarding, biking, hiking and that type of stuff is pretty much what I’m looking for. Oh yeah. I started circuit training recently. I dig it. Try it out.
I'm looking for something real. It'd be cool to find something meaningful out there. Maybe I'll find it here. Maybe not. As always, something like that just doesn't happen overnight, so it is ideal for me to start out dating without serious intentions. Let's just get a drink. That being said, I'm particularly not into dating the extremely religious, ultra conservatives, racists, people who don't like dogs, extremely picky eaters, transwomen (nothing against you. Just not my thing), or taking part in an open/poly/whateverthefuckispopularnow relationship.
I love my friends. I’ve worked hard to find real genuine people in my life that I can actually trust. These people are important to me. I’m not saying that they will always be first, but they will never be last. This is all for now.