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im a "tooth pick" by day and a "ninja" at night .....ask me more and i will explain. i hate the sound of my alarm clock, i detest mondays . i sleep too much..... sometimes a bit of a slob . i get cranky when im hungry or if i dont get enough of "it". I push doors that clearly say pull. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I was there. I still count with my fingers .... my brain is in New York, my heart in the middle east , my liver in india and stomach in africa. my eyes are set on the north pole . my spirit wants to fly but sadly my feet just wanna stay put. i dont smoke, i dont drink (the hard stuff), i dont gamble and dont do drugs either... yeahh !!! im the last from the old school... ask me !!! cos i locked up and still have the key. I wish i could cook but in all honesty i cant ... not even to save my life... ive been in some wonderful relationships and some not so wonderful......i use to believe in "chemistry" but not sure if such a thing exists now. i do come from a humble beginning.... worked and studied my way up to my master degree . i can speak about anything from car exhaust systems to daisies . if i cannot impress you with my intelligence ,,,, i can certainly dazzle you with my b***t. im easy enough to get along with,,,,, simple enough to understand....but can still be complicated enough to drive the shit out of your wit..... A comic view of myself ... I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots.. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport - you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much for physical activity anymore. I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often. I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older. One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the heart!