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Jimmy
62 Detroit, Michigan, United States
Seeking: Female 30 - 50
My journey is an interesting one. It's a story of intrigue, confusion, and mysticism all wrapped into one neat, overachieving package. At the ripe young age of 6 I began my training as a Navy SEAL. I trained night and day, between taking gymnastics lessons, watching the Disney channel, making macaroni rope, and teaching myself how to read an entire newspaper in less than 3 minutes. I excelled at my training and by the time I turned 7, I was deemed The Most Dangerous 7-year-old In The World by the International Council of Mysterious Shaolin Monks. Unfortunately, I was heartbroken when at the age of 12 I discovered that I could never be a SEAL, due to me having big balls. Angered and outraged by this discovery, I went on a killing rampage, managing to single-handedly take out a cell of guerilla mercenaries in a small village in Peru. They just so happened to be the world's #1 threat at the time, but I didn't care... I was out for blood. Deemed a hero in South America, I decided to go into hiding in that very small village since I was getting too much publicity and I didn't care for the attention. For 4 years I lived off of nothing but tree bark and poisonous mushrooms that would kill the average human being in 3.8 seconds. While I was in seclusion, I was contacted by an agency looking for angry, bitter adolescent teenaged boy who would then be trained to be come ninjas (They contacted me via email, mind you). Interested in the job offer, I traveled to Hokkaido, Japan to begin training with the Sensei With No Name. Up until this very day, my job as a Super Sexy Ninja Sniper Assassin keeps me fulfilled. In my spare time, if I'm not killing for sport, I'm probably coding or playing a game... I gotta have some leisure time, you know ...Ok I'm single ,In good shape for my age...always been physically active person...sexual, sensual,I am not in a relationship...I'm happy with my self and the life that I chose to live.My friend are very important to me.I will respect yours as long as I get the same back from you.I am 50yrs old ,i am loving ,humble caring,understanding,easy going guy,honest,silly sometimes and afecttionate,intelligent
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Seeking: Female 24 - 38
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Seeking: Female 18 - 34
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51 Detroit, Michigan, United States
Seeking: Female 27 - 44
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41 Detroit, Michigan, United States
Seeking: Female 19 - 30
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25 Detroit, Michigan, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 25
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74 Detroit, Michigan, United States
Seeking: Female 30 - 55
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50 Detroit, Michigan, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 27
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39 Detroit, Michigan, United States
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